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I was invited to appear as a special guest on a TV show, but nobody was there when I arrived.

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I stabbed him 18 times in my lucid dream then waited to wake up.

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He told me to get on the sybian and stay there until he gave me permission to get up. NSFW

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As I pressed the “dispense” button on my Vita-Water Aqua Pro machine, it poured me a small glass of beautifully clear water which tasted wonderful.

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After dinner, my roommate told me that my cooking is as good as my taste in women

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[deleted by user]

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I was outraged when I found out my quiet 6 year old nephew had pulverized a kid from school, giving him stitches, bruises and a broken nose.

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I was on a rooftop taking photos of a parade, when someone else sat down and started to set up.

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3 men stood around a woman, staring at her beating heart through her open chest, as she shrieked in pain.

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The new app let judges judge the prisoners remotely, with features like the death penalty, life sentences etc it was perfect.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was invited to appear as a special guest on a TV show, but nobody was there when I arrived.	916
I stabbed him 18 times in my lucid dream then waited to wake up.	903
He told me to get on the sybian and stay there until he gave me permission to get up. NSFW	899
As I pressed the “dispense” button on my Vita-Water Aqua Pro machine, it poured me a small glass of beautifully clear water which tasted wonderful.	898
After dinner, my roommate told me that my cooking is as good as my taste in women	895
[deleted by user]	892
I was outraged when I found out my quiet 6 year old nephew had pulverized a kid from school, giving him stitches, bruises and a broken nose.	887
I was on a rooftop taking photos of a parade, when someone else sat down and started to set up.	880
3 men stood around a woman, staring at her beating heart through her open chest, as she shrieked in pain.	871
The new app let judges judge the prisoners remotely, with features like the death penalty, life sentences etc it was perfect.	870